About
Jesse Hodson was asexually birthed in 1298 in Denmark. He was born into a prominent French family. Jesse was always doing stuff from birth. He quickly gained due reknown in his quiet egyptian villiage for his unsurpassable skills as an end-table, seconded only by Ghengis Khan, whom he had not met. Throughout his teenage years, Jesse waited tables at a local Red Lobster in the evening and ran away with Cirque de Soleil in the day (every day).
At the age of 4 Jesse picked up the severed arm of a vanquished foe and painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel (it was later touched up by Michelangelo). This was his introduction to the culinary arts, crocheting, and wicker basket weaving. It would be a number of years before his “skills of an artist” re-surfaced. In the meantime he could be seen frequenting local brothels, and playing in the Salvation Army band. What he did at these events is somewhat of a mystery that has been lost in the sands of time, we suspect from artist interpretations that he probably repaired bicycles and rendered pork products with the aid of his trusty associate and confidante, Cher.
Records of Jesse re-surface at the age of 12 when he is credited with the invention and first use of the vomitorium. While not actually qualifying as art per se his vomiting was colourful, and textured, as some paintings have been known to be. Some art work from this period in the artists life exists.
~Calen Henry